You do not need pasta.

Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

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I want some head

But first breakfast with my queen

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babyybarbieee:

❤️❤️

now I have a sexy girlfriend to take these off of Muhahaha. Life’s gooooooooood

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hefuckin:

truuu

kush bouqete ;)

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Friday (1995)

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herdreadsrock:

ikaikaaaaa808:

thewrongkhristol:

what i want in a marriage

What my marriage will definitely be like

Definitely left a note like this because I got him cupcakes and he didn’t fucking eat them.

Yo I got this shit, this relationship that’s fucking beyond universal feeling, I finally met the most extraordinary girl, and I didn’t just meet her, I made a life with her, fuck no we don’t have kids but we are making a life that is not easy to imagine. Took a long time, but you know I’m patiently here with you.

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theovarianbarbarian:

uarhi:

Me

This is every Mexican in the whole god damn world. I fucking swear.

Every Mexican, you swear. Ha

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